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The episode kicks off with Bruce humorously narrating his bus journey to New York, turning an uncomfortable encounter with a fellow traveler into an unforgettable story. This hilarious adventure is just a taste of the candid tales they share with their Patreon community.
The conversation takes a serious turn as they delve into the war on drugs, challenging its success and advocating for a focus on mental health. Their passion shines through as they tackle this important issue, offering a preview of the deep conversations Patreon members can expect.
The mood lightens as they chat about upcoming events, like Jay's 40th birthday celebration in Panama. Their excitement is infectious, giving a glimpse into the personal moments they share with their Patreon followers.
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In this episode of "Unsolicited Perspectives," host Bruce Anthony and J. Aundrea provides a sneak peek into the after-hours uncensored show. Bruce shares a hilarious and embarrassing story about his bus ride to New York, where he had an uncomfortable encounter with a fellow passenger. Bruce and Jay also discusses the absurdity of the war on drugs and the need to focus on mental health instead. The episode concludes with a conversation about upcoming plans, including Jay's 40th birthday celebration in Panama.
Bruce shares a funny and embarrassing story about his bus ride to New York, highlighting the discomfort of sharing a seat with a stranger and the lack of consideration from some bus passengers.
The discussion on the war on drugs emphasizes the need to shift focus towards mental health and address the underlying issues that lead to drug use.
Jay announces her plans for his 40th birthday celebration in Panama, inviting friends to join him and highlighting the affordability and accessibility of the destination.
"I'm not going to be uncomfortable on a damn trip. I'm just not. You know, we took the train up, it was very comfortable, it was a lovely experience. And you know what? I'm taking the damn train again." - J. Aundrea
"People in America love to get high, and it's because we work entirely too hard. We need a break, and sometimes drugs provide that escape." - J. Aundrea
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Chapters0:00 - Introduction
00:11 - Introduction to the after hours uncensored show
01:16 - Explanation of the Patreon page and after hours uncensored content
03:07 - Story of taking the Mega Bus to New York
06:27 - Uncomfortable experience of sharing a seat on the bus
10:55 - Rant about bus travelers and their behavior
12:52 - Almost missing the bus on the way back to the hotel
14:34 - Bus driver complains about someone urinating all over the bus bathroom
22:11 - Bruce and Jay discusses a recent drug bust in Atlanta and questions the use of resources for marijuana enforcement.
33:09 - Jay Going to Panama for her own 40th birthday
35:19 - Jay Explaining the meaning of her name
38:20 - Considering hiring a personal assistant
40:51 - Preference not to survive a post-apocalyptic world
42:01 - Not wanting to live without basic amenities
47:38 - Imagining a bathroom in heaven and hell
48:13 - Gross truck stop bathrooms and potty humor
49:28 - Mistaking a dog washing place for a hot dog restaurant
53:21 - Promoting the Patreon page and exclusive content
54:23 - Closing remarks and gratitude for the audience
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**** - (): 00:11 welcome first of all welcome this is unsolicited perspectives I am your host Bruce Anthony here to lead the conversation in important events and topics that are shaping in today's society join the conversation and follow us wherever you get your audio podcast subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch our video podcast rate review like comment share share with your friends share with your family hell even share with your enemies on today's episode I'm giving you guys a sneak peek once again into our after hours uncensored show
**** - (): 00:41 that's the show that me and my sister do similar to the SI sibling happy hour we da dling and it's a lot of cussing there's parental discretion is advised because there's going to be a lot of cussing on this show but this is just going to be a sneak peek for you guys to check out the show but that's enough of the intro let's get to the previews like I said giving you guys a sneak peek of the after hours uncensored those are our shows that are on the patreon page you can find our patreon page at
**** - (): 01:16 patreon.com unsolicited perspectives after hours uncensored is filmed about four episodes a month it's only $5 a month so go ahead and join any little bit helps us continue to keep producing this free show for you guys and then when the purchase of the after hour is uncensored you get that uncensored content once again I want to remind everybody parental discretion is advised we gonna be cussing this [ __ ] on this episode all right here's the first clip and it's a clip from uh a show that we produced this week the last week in
**** - (): 01:53 April uh it's just a third of the entire show but it's it's telling the story of me going to New York to celebrate my bestie's 40th birthday what is and is not embarrassing well you know what look we're recording I know we're recording I saw the thing okay I have eyeballs all right I'm still gonna eat this kind bar okay well eat the well I mean don't don't eat the kind bar so loudly that's all right I'm just saying okay so I go up to New York this weekend yeah and tell me about this so my bestie was
**** - (): 02:36 like are you going to take the train or the bus and I was like [ ] I'm taking a [ ] bus and I'm G tell you why I decided to take the bus it's cheaper of course I'm gonna take the goddamn bus it's cheaper all right so I decided to take the Mega Bus when did I book my tickets for the Mega Bus last minute as per usual for any time that I travel it's last minute right and and so I planned my my Friday I was like look I'm going I'm going to do some work then I'm going to hit the gym and then I'm going
**** - (): 03:07 to be out the door so I got up early even though I got no sleep on Thursday uh Thursday night got up early hit I did everything I said I was gonna do I did the work I hit the gym I was on my way to the Mega Bus on time the mega bus was going to leave at20 I was there at 12:20 I was there super early okay I did not Reserve my seat I just picked General seating and I was cool you know what I'm saying I was cool we left Union Station and we were on our way to New York but there was a thing that I did not factor
**** - (): 03:43 and that is that we stopped in White Marsh on the way to New York yeah so we're pulling in the White Marsh and I'm like yo what the [ __ ] is going on why are we pulling in the White Marsh and then I see all these people lined up now when I got on the on the bus on Union Station I'm by myself I two seats next to me I'm feeling good I'm stretched out we hit traffic in New York I'm not stressing about it I'm doing work I'm listening to podcast I'm watching YouTube video I'm comfortable I'm living
**** - (): 04:11 life yeah I'm up on the top top part of the double decking your best life living the best life got me a little something to sip on I'm chilling we pull up in the White Marsh I'm like how the hell all these [ __ ] gonna get on the bus because it seems like is the line is longer than the available seats that we have on the bus that's not correct it's it's an exact number of available seats on the bus well it it wasn't the exact number and I'm G get into that in a minute so I'm like all right even though
**** - (): 04:44 I had space I'm sprawled out and it still wasn't comfortable because I'm a big guy so I start wrapping up my stuff just in case somebody got to sit next to me but I'm watching The Line enter into the bus yeah got this seat right next to me so I'm chill right okay next thing I know I turn to my left I'm on my phone looking at something on my phone and then this guy comes up and he's like is anybody sitting here and I look at him because I look at him and I'm and I look at look down at my legs
**** - (): 05:18 and I'm like homie right there's there's other seats available why the [ ] would you pick some want to squeeze in right why would you pick somebody that can barely get one ass cheek into this seat right I'm spread out so like but me being who I am I'm like I mean I'm not gonna lie the seat is available his ass scrunched down right next beside me rubbing all up on me and I was livid J I was [ ] livid because there were other seats available yeah yeah with smaller people yeah and and
**** - (): 05:59 when he got in he didn't try to scoot in and just try and make space no he made space he came in as first yeah his whole ass was on my right shoulder yeah slid all the way down slid all the way down yeah it did it slid all the way down so I'm mad okay and and I'm looking right across from me there's an open seat available of this older gentleman and he just got his backpack on the seat and I was like I should have did that [ __ ] because if I did that he wouldn't he wouldn't have asked me if the SE was
**** - (): 06:27 available and I'm looking I'm looking at the dude that's sitting next to me and I'm looking at the seat and I'm staring at him I know he has to know that I'm ice grilling him because we we right here we side by side next literally next to each other you gotta know as arm right as the arm you know I'm looking dead at you and he is just Eyes straight ahead and I'm like oh you don't you're not trying to look at me it's like when you it's like when you driv in the car
**** - (): 06:56 and you accidentally like cut somebody off and they pull up right beside you you look straight ahead to you 10 and to you'll look over Straight Ahead yeah this this [ __ ] was looking straight ahead making sure he don't look me in my eye the bus is started the engine is going that seat's still available I am doing everything that I can to make it uncomfortable for him not because I'm a main guy but because bro we are not fitting in these two seats together so right I'm kind of elbowing him I'm hip checking him I'm doing all
**** - (): 07:29 types of stuff to make him uncomfortable he didn't move he stayed there and he you know what made it bad is he was looking at the empty seat and he kept looking at it and I was like are you doing this on purpose like I know that's a self-absorbed way of looking at it it couldn't help still but dawn on me that maybe God was playing like a Truman Show moment yeah like am I on a show cuz why is this happening my knee is pressed up all on the back of the other seat and it's a power it's a a power cord not a
**** - (): 08:02 power power adapter things you plug plugs in an outlet an outlet got damn it an outlet it's an outlet right there on my knee it's metal it's just mashing my knee he's sitting over there he talking on his phone he listening to you know music or whatever and I feel like he's farting probably a lot yeah it's getting a little warm and the seat hybra no I'm smelling smells and they're fart smells and they're coming like every so often I'm like this [ __ ] just sitting right next to me farting like this is
**** - (): 08:39 really Beyond not cool yeah we hit all types of traffic I thought I was gonna get there at 5:55 I did not arrive until 7:30 I rushed that's what taking the bus does for you you know you know listen hey I get saving you know what I mean I get looking for a deal right but one thing I'm not going to be is uncomfortable on a damn trip I'm just not you know we took the train up I took because I had to take a flight out of JFK once I took the train up it was very comfortable it was a lovely experience and and you know what cuz
**** - (): 09:28 what you not what I can't do any longer is sit for hours on a bus with a bunch of bus people and you know no offense no offense but there are people who are habitual bus takers yeah okay and there's a certain level of just like you don't give a [ __ ] about Society that's the truth like the TR you'll fart in public you'll listen to your music loud you will you will eat foods that smell on the bus like you will go into that bus bathroom and light it up because you you are comfortable on a bus like you're you're
**** - (): 10:18 a habitual bus Taker and you comfortable on a bus and you do too much and for the rest of us who are not habitual bus takers just really want a pleasant experience while we head up to New York just really want a nice quiet ride you're ruining it you're ruining us and that's why we have to pay more to go on trains and planes because of bus people like you getting too comfortable too comfortable sitting close to us you you you smush and wiggle yourself into the spaces you're not supposed to be in nope
**** - (): 10:55 he wasn't supposed to be in it yeah that was your odal going there coming back was easy because it was in Middle it was like Saturday afternoon so there was hardly anybody on the bus I got the two seats to myself now the outlet was not working but I had just enough battery left on my laptop to watch some of our after hour shows which is the reason why I'm putting this on the air to promote it because [ __ ] you're gonna put my bus people right great great yeah yeah I'm putting the bus people rant on there I told you that
**** - (): 11:32 before we jumped on here because [ __ ] is funny and and I said no and I said no well and you are gonna disregard what I said yeah C because you you know I come to the I come to these these these after hours tapings yeah in a certain heads space because that's what you said I can yeah and and so that these are not for public but they are for public assumption they're just behind a payroll no you gotta pay you gotta pay to see me like this like it's not you don't get for the free no that's just a sample we
**** - (): 12:16 giv people just a sample G people just a sample I mean we here now it's your show it's your show I'm just I guess I'm just here God damn it anyway you since you going to be an [ __ ] me tell let me tell you about my ride back all right so the ride back first of all I almost missed it and this is how I almost missed it because we were out really late celebrating my bestie's birthday did I get McDonald's at 4 five o'clock in the morning yes I did I know you did did I get a 20 piece nugget fry and
**** - (): 12:52 cookies and eat it all yes yes I did did did I wake up at 10: screaming bloody murder yes I did so I didn't get checkout was at 12 and I specifically got this hotel because the checkout was later so Bessie text me and she because I S told her the night before hey I'm leaving in in the afternoon but we could still get brunch or something yeah she text me she was like hey you still down to get brunch of lunch absolutely what do you want to do she said I'll pick a place close to your hotel I was like okay bet so she picks a
**** - (): 13:25 place close to my hotel the reservation is at 12:30 we both get there early which is unlike us normally M however there was a festival in New York that neither one of us knew about so even though I left a half an hour and I'm just a mile and a half away from where I need to catch the bus it took me a h he my bus is supposed to leave at two yeah the Uber driver dropped me off at two and I told him I was like hey bro if you can make it before two I will put an extra tip in there I got to make this bus because I don't want to take the
**** - (): 13:56 next one and the only thing that saved me is when we were turning the corner I actually saw my bus behind me it was running late so so I was good so I get on the bus I got my own seat my batter is about to die but I'm watching after hours uncensored and through that I'm charging my phone so I'm vibing I'm chilling about halfway through I've got to use the restroom so I use the restroom it's not no big deal no big deal I use a restroom oh okay all right we we stop off at White Marsh again okay yeah and I'm
**** - (): 14:34 hearing the bus driver talk but I'm not really hearing what the bus driver is saying because they switch bus drivers so I'm not really hearing what the bus driver is saying so I peel back my headphones because I was listening to I don't know a YouTube show watching like that and she is I rate yeah she is I rate and is reading everybody to Riot Act I put on my headphon and dig into my phone now why is she reading everybody the ride act she's reading everybody the riot act because somebody had used that bathroom and had
**** - (): 15:12 urinated all over the seat in the floor and didn't clean up after themselves and I completely agree with her you was talking about bus people is no damn way because you wouldn't use your bathroom like that right no you wouldn't go to the bathroom and urinate all over and had to be a man you wouldn't go over there and urinate all over the place and not clean up after yourself and I completely agree with her as she was telling it I was nodding my head I put my headphones on because I didn't want
**** - (): 15:40 to make eye contact just because she seemed like she was really angry and so I was just like I'm not gonna make eye contact I'm just go on do what I'm doing but I'm not my head in ag Grant because I agree with everything that you have to say yeah what she did not know is that very person that she was complaining about please no Jesus was not an agreement and it was not my it was my fault but it wasn't my fault it sounds absolutely like it's your fault look look let me just say I'm 6 how did
**** - (): 16:08 you pee all over the bathroom I'm G tell you I'm 6'4 I'm 20 let's say 35 40 pounds right now and that bathroom is the size of a Pham Booth okay when I step in the bathroom I can I have to stand to the side I have move my feet to the side because there's not enough space between where that stall is and the door so I had to move my feet to the sides side to even fit in yeah okay that wasn't no big deal it's a big toilet right but it kind of freaked me out because there's no like flusher it's
**** - (): 16:42 just a some liquid it's just some liquid just yes yes so this bus is really bumpy so immediately I'm nervous because I'm like this bus got to hit one bump wrong and this [ __ ] fly up I'm I'm fighting everybody everybody is going to hell I'm setting the world on fire if any of this liquid Splash up on any of me at all yeah so so you know I'm 43 44 years old you know my bladder ain't what it used to be so I'm peeing and it's taking a lot longer than it normally should okay
**** - (): 17:15 yeah well no it's taken about the same amount of times it normally would be but it's just long right and this bus is bumping and and for the first couple of seconds everything was hitting its Target and then as his bus kept bumping the target was being moved all over the place I think most people sit down no well I I wasn't gonna S I wasn't gonna put my Christian ass cheeks on that ungodly toilet seat no way what are you talking about how dare nobody's asking you to put your butt on the toilet seat directly you put some toilet
**** - (): 17:53 tissue down hold on I'm going get to that there's a whole reason why this ended up the way it was okay so the the bus is bumping and jumping all over the place I'm trying to aim I can't aim not because I don't have good aim because the bus is throwing me all over the place I'm seeing that I'm spraying the whole the whole I'm not hitting where I'm supposed to be doing I'm spraying the whole top of the toilet I'm still thinking to myself it ain't no problem I wipe it down I start to see that a
**** - (): 18:19 little bit of the urine is somehow on the floor and it's getting close to my shoe now I got my Jordans on and I'm not even trying to get my urine on my shoe so I'm trying to move over a little bit I'm trying to move over a little bit so I'm not getting and as I move my legs a little bit the target moves so now it's all over the place and I'm like all right I can at least clean I can at least clean the toilet off so I I see the tissue paper and I see it and I'm like okay that's cool uh but then again
**** - (): 18:49 I remember there's no flusher and I look to my left it's a bag it's a [ __ ] bag what's in this bag bag of used toilet paper now I'm even more dis because you know how I feel about bathrooms okay and I'm looking around I'm like where's the sink there is no sink there's only hand sanitizer sanitizer which I've been using already anyway because I'm on the damn bus but I'm not using hand sanitizer because you need to wash your hands you need to hand in the time doesn't you didn't bring wet ones no I
**** - (): 19:21 didn't bring wet ones I didn't always bring wet ones on the bus well I don't this is the first time I've taken a bus in seven eight nine 10 years it's been a long time you got to be bust ready you got to be bust ready and part of being bust ready is knowing that you don't use that bathroom on that I didn't have no choice I didn't have no choice I was drinking no you needed that exactly I was drinking exactly no you were supposed to be eating crackers popcorn anything absorbent and you're not
**** - (): 19:53 allowed and you're supposed to be eating bread things like that absorbent things and you're not supposed to drink anything because you're not supposed to use that bus bathro because there is no fler because again you're on a bus where is it flushing the stuff to Bruce where's it going I don't know I don't ride buses I don't ride buses it's not going anywhere it's a blue liquid it was blue it was blue yes and I did not want no blue on none of me it was it splashed on you that's it I mean that's just
**** - (): 20:24 that's how it is it didn't well I made a bus microscopic shut up you asshle shut up look I made a business decision and my business decision was it's either I get the urine all on me or the urine goes all over this place and I'm sorry for everybody else who's using the bus but I blame the bus driver I'm not gonna take no responsibility I'm gonna blame everybody else which is just so ridiculous I blame the bus driver for not driving smooth I blame the bus for not having a sink I I blame anybody that
**** - (): 20:55 came after me and I'm so sorry for that bus driver that had to clean that up because I knew I was wrong I did I was wrong I know I was but I well ladies gentlemen that's trifling it is it is it's one of the most trifling things that I've ever done yeah you should be ashamed I I was and because she was talking about me when she was going on that TI yeah and I felt ashamed did you know it wasn't it wasn't what I wanted you know what I mean it it that wasn't that wasn't what I wanted that's
**** - (): 21:38 not how this was supposed to go it wasn't supposed to go that way but I I had no had I known that we was eventually going to be stopping at White Marsh I would have said hey there's always a White Marsh stop there's always a white Mar I don't I don't know these things because I don't take the bus you know I guarantee you next time I'm taking the damn train okay I'm not taking the bus again no knock on the bus the bus got me there and back and was fine but uh you got you gotta boy you gotta be bust ready yeah I
**** - (): 22:11 hope she's not a fan of this show because she gonna know it was me I'm kind of I'm identifiable from from who was on the bus everybody's gonna recognize the big big Baldhead black man so she shouldn't have gone into the bathroom you should not have gone into that bathroom but I tell you what I got home safe and sound all right is what it is she she her her job is to drive a bus not clean people's piss out of the bathroom and that's exactly what she said she was like who who would do
**** - (): 22:42 this you wouldn't do this at home and she is absolutely right I wouldn't but you know what do better you do better you do better you're talking to yourself you do better you know who else needs to do better than Chicago Sky okay and on that note ladies and gentlemen that's it for the free preview all right ladies and gentlemen this is the second clip go ahead and listen watch and enjoy no they actually I just sent you this the story in Atlanta Atlanta Journal they had a huge drug bust in Buckhead and it was like 500 lb of weed
**** - (): 23:33 which is just ridiculous like not ridiculous in the standpoint of how much weed was there ridiculous in the standpoint that the government resources would be used to crack down on somebody like that nobody is dying from weed nobody nobody is dying from weed I don't know if there's been a history I don't know if there's been a person in history that has passed away from actually smoking weed now they may have smoke weed got behind a car died in a car accident or something like that got hit by a car or something like that but I
**** - (): 24:02 don't know that there's ever been anybody that smoked so much wheat there's never been an overdose of marijuana right unless it was laced with something maybe if it was laced with unless it was laed okay case report this is from NIH case reports implicated acute cannabis intoxication in one accidental death how much weed did how much weed did they smoke it's got to be got to be a lot they probably had that Jal Rancher I had that one time but it goes on to say however these IND this individual case cannot be
**** - (): 24:41 used to infer a general association between cannabis use and overdose deaths and didn't Biden just put a federal thing saying yo we like we ain't tripping off of that no more why is Georgia still like we G we gonna crack down on drugs Bible Belt so I've been watching uh this thing on Hulu it's like narcos it's not the show Naros from Netflix it's just like documentary style about narcotics and the war on drugs and basically the War on Drugs I mean like if you didn't know this already
**** - (): 25:18 ladies and gentlemen it's a bunch of [ __ ] yes and I've been saying it for the longest time it seems like we keep know this it seems like we keep trying to police mental health because people that use drugs some of them use it because it makes them feel good right yeah but a lot of people use it to escape and a lot of people use it because they've become addicted and they can't stop well yeah because there are some drugs out there that are absolutely yeah absolutely addictive right even some people I think
**** - (): 25:51 are addicted to marijuana I think you're I think you get addicted to the euphoric feeling you I I don't think that anyone is addicted specifically to marijuana I think you're addicted to the feeling and you just like you know what I just want to get high yeah yeah because it helps you escape yeah right so instead of policing mental health and I don't know if that policing is in the right word but I've been drinking today is it is it's CRI criminalizing mental health issues yeah um that's people are soing we're going
**** - (): 26:29 to stop drugs at the border this you are never going to stop drugs there's a reason why every drug dealer outside of the US is trying to push drugs in the US you know why because there's a market for it people like to get high us As Americans like to get if you stop overworking us thank you through capitalism making us consume so much materialistic [ __ ] it making us play a game that we cannot win we work our entire lives to earn money to give that money back to you in products and services and so at the end
**** - (): 27:10 of the day we still don't have anything to show for it we can barely afford our rent and groceries and all kinds of things like that and then when we try to get just a little vacation and we put that PTO request in and it gets denied you wonder why people go absolutely [ __ ] nuts and it's because I just needed a goddamn break and y'all couldn't give me that right I earned it it's part of my agreement it's a part of my agreement it's part of my compensation package yeah no it's like
**** - (): 27:41 people and people in America love to get high and it's because we work entirely too [ __ ] hard yeah I forgot I didn't forget I remember talking to our father and he used to have the office right outside my bedroom mhm and he'd be working all night long yeah and i' I'd be like man the light is coming through the door like I can't go to sleep what are you doing I'm working like it's midnight why are you still working I gotta work I'm working and I looked at him and I said I don't never
**** - (): 28:16 want to work that hard now I do because before you hopped on here I was I literally was finishing up some work before you hopped on here but uh I pick can choose how hard I want to work because of what I do for a living right now I show enough would like that them guarantees or that monies but like in order to be a boss you gotta take chances and Taking Chances is you got to go out there and earn that money that's the cost of Freedom that's the sad that's the sad thing that's the cost of Freedom it's rickly it's Risky Business
**** - (): 28:59 to keep a strictly business what I don't know just wanted to put those two movie titles out there okay if you haven't seen either one watch them okay I have been so today I I I kind of love when I procrastinate and I kind of don't because I procrastinate I've been procrastinating all day I decided that I was going to do some homework and then some work work for like my actual job and then but when I procrastinate I do everything but the thing I'm going to do so I'm not one of those procrastinators who don't do
**** - (): 29:39 anything including the thing that they're supposed to do no today I washed the dog I mop the floors I did the dishes um I finished putting up the security system took the garbage out walk both the dogs a couple couple times they've been out like I just I've been doing everything thing but my homework still haven't done it J you better get on that damn homework I know you was complaining because you got a 97 instead of 100 I'm like that's still a a it was an 86 well that I talked her into a 90 but
**** - (): 30:16 I'm still pissed off about the 90 oh man I hung out with my bestie last night I went over to her house oh how she doing she doing good she doing real good she you know she turned 40 this year just like you okay come on 1984 right and so she was like like like what are we doing for your birthday it's like your 40th birthday what are we doing and so she was like well I want to go back home and do this you know would you would you come yes I'm gonna be there like yeah it's your 40th birthday 40th birthday
**** - (): 30:52 I'm gonna be there well you know I just don't want to you know ask too much like yeah I'm gonna be there yeah and then she was like so remember when you told me you was going to New Orleans I was like yeah she was like there was a part of me that was just like hey I'm just going to come down for one day and I said you know what on a real I kind of was thinking that too so I was like I'm gonna go to New Orleans for Halloween she's like Halloween is on a Thursday I was like damn you already looked it up I
**** - (): 31:18 was like I guess this is what we gonna do yeah but her being at bartender M cuz I was over her house and she was feeding me drinks yeah I came home last night I ate some Arby's and ordered McDonald's ice cream no and and I know I got in the bed I know I took a shower oh my [ __ ] has been on fire the entire day I'm sure your stomach sounded like boots in a dryer but I was cool I was cool I was cool last night until about six o'clock this morning then something hit my stomach and I said oh should go to the
**** - (): 31:55 bathroom but you know what though went to the bathroom was in there for a smooth 45 minutes got back in the bed yeah and slept beautifully slept beautifully until about 10 my alarm went off I almost threw my goddamn phone I was like can I sleep a little bit more n you got to get up oh man I say that every morning can can I sleep a little bit more because because the it's both the dogs I can't even say it's just the puppy it's both the dogs it's both of them and they got it was like yesterday day I wanted
**** - (): 32:28 to sleep in I'm like a Saturday I had a long week it was crazy I'm like I want to sleep in no Rosco gets up probably about 4:30 so I let him out and I'm like hey just be quiet for this next hour and a half before I feed you breakfast so I can get a little sleep you think he was quiet no and so I get up at six and I feed him get back in the B like Rony hey hey give me give me some give me a give me some time time before you get up and you want to eat breakfast and go out you think she did no no about an hour later
**** - (): 33:09 she's and I'm like I guess I'm up I guess I'm up okay fine fine I just wanted to get a little sleep I think that's too much to ask in about three months definitely by your birthday you'll be able to sleep in yeah so my birthday this year I'm going to Panama I've I've always wanted to go I was very time out so you done created a security system yeah that is very drug dealer esque and you gonna go to Panama this summer yeah so it's it's not listen I already get stopped by security
**** - (): 33:58 just on the strength of my first name is usually written across Isis pamphlets okay really yeah so Janna is the Arabic word for heaven or Paradise so I've seen on Isis pamphlets where it says the road to Janna and I'm just like super that's cool that's great so I know mom named you and our brother no she didn't dad named me okay Dad m off of biblical stuff yes so that's what it means in the Quran what does it mean as far in the in the Bible so in the Bible it's uh old it's an Old Testament name it was one of
**** - (): 34:41 Jesus's uncles if you read his lineage the so and so baguette so and so baguette so and so it's in there so he so dad named you after a man yes but he still thought it was a pretty name and it's and he's correct it is um so in Hebrew my name means God's gift oh God yeah we we knew that you was gonna be dad's favorite it was funny I was in a I was in a uber with a very nice Muslim gentleman and I just love when I encounter Muslim people and then they they ask my you know they see my name
**** - (): 35:19 because they always like do you know what your name means do you know what it means I'm like yeah I do it is heaven it means Heaven it means Paradise I was like I no thank you all right so you're going to Panama for your 40th yes so I invited friends but invite me I it's it's a girls trip you it's just my girlfriends so I could be I could not I have a lot of girlfriends I mean I have a lot of friends that a female I can blend in but that's at any rate it's going it's probably gonna be a couple people
**** - (): 35:53 be like damn I didn't get an invite listen I'mma have something at the house so if everybody want to come by and do a kickback I I'm G have something at the house you got to have something by the house but I'm also want to go on a trip you know Mom and Dad is gonna be like you need to come up here for your 40th for for what yall come here everybody can come here I'm not paying to come up there right Panama so you know we we don't the three of us don't really celebrate birthdays too too much
**** - (): 36:32 so I was like okay I'm going to invite people but I'm gonna just like try to remember that if people can't come it's okay it's not because they hate me Jesus it's just it's just because of scheduling conflict oral or well that's the thing so that's part of the reason why I chose Panama because there are it's not expensive to get there and I was going to do a Airbnb so that instead of with them airbnbs oh yeah I mean I definitely read the reviews and things like that but I was
**** - (): 37:10 going to do a Airbnb so we could split the cost and things like that so to keep the cost down so that people will want to come okay so I bought I bought my plane ticket okay and I let everybody know hey I got my plane ticket let me know who can come so that I can find an Airbnb that'll accommodate all of us it's going to be eight people in total so already one person said they can't come and I was like she is your friend right she loves you but I mean even if only one person can come I'm still gonna go and I'm
**** - (): 37:48 gonna have fun like so it is what it is but then it's not a girls trip then your brother can go yeah if it if it if it by the end is like me and one other person then I might say listen if anybody wants to meet me in Panama here's the dates I'm going to be here I'm I'm going I'm going to update my passport this week this that's that's what finally gonna make me do it you have been saying that since we started this show a year and a half ago it's got so it's got so long my friend just stopped
**** - (): 38:20 reminding me she just like you gonna do it when you do it I I'm done with it just just renew the passport I just I don't know it's the it's the mandane mundane it's the mundane things yeah that that I just keep pushing aside there's been many times where I like I'm like should I hire a personal assistant to work part-time to just make calls I don't want to make schedule appointments I don't want to schedule so AI can do that there's AI that can actually do all that for you
**** - (): 38:54 yeah but but also you can hire somebody parttime as a virtual personal assistant and they'll do cuz I'm like there's so many things where I'm there's so many times where I'm like I need to call this person make sure I have this and make sure I do that and make sure I call this and make an appointment for that and I'm and I forget half the stuff if I don't put a you know reminders in my phone I would love to just send a message to my assistant hey can you make sure on Monday to call you know Enterprise and
**** - (): 39:21 book that rental for me or whatever like so that I don't have to do it you ain't that [ ] busy to not be able to do [ ] yourself which is why my personal system would be part-time I don't need anybody full-time I think I think you could do the AI bot that can there's there literally their AI personal assistance now yeah that will schedule everything look AI is taking too much like Terminator it's just well we here now we here we here we learned nothing from all the movies we made yeah we
**** - (): 39:50 learned we learned that it's GNA destroy our society and you know what I'm kind of for it because it's a lot of dumb people out there and maybe alron was right maybe we need to wipe away human existence or at least all the dumb people let's get the dumb people out of there you know why because the dumb people about to vote in Donald Trump again yeah and let me tell you something the AI robot apocalypse I'm siding with the robots I'm siding Rob all the calculations they know like this is the
**** - (): 40:20 outcome this is the most likely outcome and this is the best outcome you know what you know better winning team pick the winning team that's just that's just what that is I don't get and I've said this before I'm not going to try to survive a post-apocalyptic world I'm just not gonna do it you don't want to live in Mad Max no it's too hard to live so if you're telling me there's a zombie outbreak I'mma buy me a box of wine and sit in my house and wait to be bitten
**** - (): 40:51 and become one of the hord they they don't bite you they eat you if I remember correctly they eat you and then I and then I become one of the hoorde I just missing an arm or something my out I don't know because I'm already dead now okay look I I hear you on a lot of things with like a dystopia yes because to me dystopia is can't use a clean bathroom now if I can't use a clean bathroom or take a take a shower when I want to that's literally hell and so the whole world needs to end there's no Plumbing no
**** - (): 41:22 electricity no internet no cell phones like you're walking everywhere cuz you getting gas I don't mind walking everywhere but I need toilet paper there are cannibals and all kind of CRA like I seen I deal with cannibals no but I need a bedet see these are things D these are no B there's no cottonil wipes there's no toilet paper no then then I can't live that life no I've already said I'm not gonna work that hard to live to survive in a in a time where I don't even want to be alive
**** - (): 42:01 like there's no running water there's no electricity it's you're hot or cold all the time because it's winter time you just got to light a trash can on fire and get some warm you can't turn the heat on I don't want to live that way I could do now I could do that because that's when they was like living living living just enough for the city I liveing you that in a post-apocalyptic World there are not four black men standing around a trash can out there singing in a perfect harmony in a perfect four-part
**** - (): 42:42 harmony it's not happening yo you want to know what's real so I was watching a movie a couple of weeks ago called uh across 110th Street and okay so the guy that and not Anthony Quinn or maybe it was Anthony Quinn is a old school actor that um that he was old in this movie and this movie was made in like 70 one or 72 yeah Anthony Quinn Anthony Quinn all so he was old in like the movie Mobsters but but he was already old in the 70s and it's about I don't know it's about cops and and the underworld and all this type of stuff
**** - (): 43:21 but in one of the scenes they're filming obviously in Harlem this is across 110th Street and in this walk up Harlem uh apartment building people are complaining that the every time they flush his toilet is coming through the sink and I'm like yo I don't think this is an exaggeration I think that they were really buildings like this and so they're filming I did the little Wikipedia page right and so they wanted to make sure that they shot in Harlem okay and they're filming in Harlem and I'm like yo that looks like Baghdad it
**** - (): 43:59 looks like it's been bombed out and then I've heard stories about New York in the in the 70s and 80s being bombed out but it looked like it looked like a third world country and I'm like yo that looks like dystopia to me yeah because I guarantee you I can't live in no place where I flush a toilet and it's coming through the sink no life got to end yeah life life ends at that very moment I have to burn the building down because the moment peace start coming out my sink F now I have to assume that it came out
**** - (): 44:34 the shower head now I'm pissed that's you got run water that glass of water before bed I'm questioning it because I thought it tasted a little fuss and once I have that in my head that's it that's it I done brush my teeth with this water I done wash up with it no now what if that pea water got your teeth white as hell and no cavities I don't give a damn I rather all my teeth fall out of my head at once no you're talking you're talking ridiculous now I didn't to drink pee well look if my choice is to have
**** - (): 45:18 teeth that's missing or drink pee especially if it's my pee I think I just drank my pee no I will have how I am FR I would have the freshest Dentures no I perfect danging will shine and I'll put them in poly I put the poly dent on it put them in the little glass one time one time that you go out to eat them [ __ ] ditches fall out your mouth that's why I got the PO no mine are secure mine is day in there one time it's going to come out one time they GNA come out and you going be like God damn
**** - (): 45:51 it like maybe that PE wasn't so bad I'm be like oh damn sorry y'all my damn teeth my damn teeth came out I knew I shouldn't have ordered the steak I'm sorry y'all but I wasn't going to drink no pee y'all no we feel you we feel you no is our brother there okay what's that like having him back did y'all just kick in and watch movies yeah pretty much we've been watching U avatar the Last air bender the live action on uh Netflix it's really good it's it you know that sound
**** - (): 46:23 like Star Trek to me it's the same thing no it was a it was a cartoon and I know it's different but it's the same thing to me it's just blocking me from being able to watch wrestling that's all it is to me that's you got to get on you've not moved on from that I really want you to talk to somebody about the trauma and the clearly the PTSD that you have suffered from not ever being able to see the main event for WCW you know you know yesterday was 316 day what's 316 day Austin 316 says I just
**** - (): 47:01 whooped your ass so people was actually celebrating it yeah and I was like all right well it you know he did that to kind of like make a mockery of another wrestler who was using John 3:16 which is actually a Bible verse I like I don't really know if we should be celebrating that because I'm all for not doing anything that's gonna put me in hell right because from what I heard about hell hell is not a place I want to be If Heaven is a place where my bathroom is really big it's jurious then that's that's the
**** - (): 47:38 place I want to be but in hell it is a truck stop and not the nice truck stops because there are some really nice truck stops no it is the [ ] stain truck stop bathroom where it's dried [ ] on the toilet seat and you like you can't even like clean off wall like how did they get on the walls like I've seen that before like how is that possible how you just decided that you was just gonna aim your ass you was open the door aim your ass just in the in the in in the what is they the the vinity of
**** - (): 48:13 the toilet vinity of the toilet and just go and I'm thinking to myself worse you went in the toilet you then reached your hand in there took it out and smeared it on the walls you know what this show this episode it's gross it's gross as hell I'm just like y'all listening and watching I'm sorry we listen our our actual we have potty humor and toilet we talk about going it's a natural bodily everybody does it everybody does Everybody poops and I'm G do it again for kids it talks about Everybody Poops
**** - (): 48:57 oh my goodness so anyway that's the show we love you guys say did you want to talk about anything else and I was just like all right that's uh that sounds like that's about it because you got homework to do and I got more work to do I got more to do I'm gonna order me some hot dogs hot dog how do you order hot dogs what y'all got Nathan's down there or something no it's some it's some it's a hot dog joint I I've had a all right this funny story then we end with this okay
**** - (): 49:28 so one of my clients live across the street from one of the old buildings that I used to live in when I lived in Arlington so I've been going to their building and they've redone that entire area because Amazon came in and bought up all the property and redid it right okay so I was I I was walking past this place and it's a string of different restaurants and then there's this place it's like a dog place right and I'm and it's like it's it's a different name and I'm like oh y'all got a new hot dog
**** - (): 49:55 restaurant I can't wait to check that out not not like a vet clinic it wasn't that kind of dog place it's a hot dog place well I started talking to people that live in that area okay and I was like yeah you have yall tried the new hot dog place and everybody bowled up their their eyebrows was like what are you talking about it's a new hot dog place right there on the corner you ain't seen it it's in between this place and this place and they said Bruce that's a dog washing place I said damn
**** - (): 50:21 it what is it called that you what is the place called that you thought it was a hot dog place hold on hold on what is it called hold on what is it called I'm looking it up right now I'm just I gotta know just what did the logo look like was it Suds and Bubbles no it wasn't Suds and Bubbles that was the thing it wasn't Suds and Bubbles hold on I'm looking for it right now what was it called was it called oh I can't find it oh District dogs okay that does sound like right it's called District dogs and I was like
**** - (): 51:07 yo y'all y'all gonna check out District dogs District dogs look like it's legit you didn't see no menu I it look I just walk past it but District dogs lets me know that they have a variety of hot dogs that you can get for your choosing if you're talking about dochin yes they looked at me they looked at me and they was like that's a dog walking that's a dog washing place and I was like oh what I thought it was a hot dog place and everybody said to me everybody was like damn that would be really cool
**** - (): 51:42 if it was a hot dog place and I was like see yes a hot dog place called District dogs and they got different hot dogs named after different areas in DC you know you can get the you can get the New Hampshire foot long right you get the the Constitution the contitution chili dog yes that's listen you an idea you might have to open District off I don't know nothing about no D I run out I be like cold for Martin run out of dogs and then be like you don't want to you don't want me to let you know we us it for meat when he was when
**** - (): 52:20 Martin was doing the meatloaf and waffles yes you got no that's dope you got people coming in then You' be like uh look can I get two uh Rhode Island Avenues look let me tell you something in the Rhode Island Avenues they would have Peppers Peppers mhm mhm cuz it's hot over there you go over the road Island The Block is Hot The Block is Hot you might you might not make it home right you might not make and when you eat this hot pepper ass hot dog you might not make it to the bathroom and just like that we started
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