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May 31, 2024

Love, Law, and Lunacy: Trump, Online Dating, & Legal Shenanigans

Join Bruce Anthony and his sister J. Aundrea on Unsolicited Perspectives as they dive into a whirlwind of topics in this must-listen episode. They kick things off with the latest controversies surrounding former President Trump, including his felony conviction and its historical significance. From there, they navigate the complexities and hilarity of online dating, sharing personal experiences and advice for introverts facing the dating app scene. #UnsolicitedPerspectives #PodcastLife #TrumpNews #OnlineDating #FunnyStories

In a particularly entertaining segment, the siblings discuss how to properly honor Memorial Day, followed by a scandalous story about a police officer caught in a compromising situation with a suspect. They also share a mind-boggling tale of a man attending a Zoom court hearing for a suspended license while driving.

The episode wraps up with a look at unconventional romance possibilities, such as the 'Prisoner Connect' pen-pal program, providing unique insights into finding love in unexpected places.

Tune in for a blend of relevant conversations, laughter, and surprising revelations that make "Love, Law, and Lunacy" an episode you won't want to miss.

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Unsolicited Perspectives

About the Guest(s):

  • Bruce Anthony: Host of "Unsolicited Perspectives" podcast

  • J. Aundrea: Co-Host of "Unsolicited Perspectives" podcast

Episode Summary:

In this episode of 'Unsolicited Perspectives,' host Bruce Anthony and his sister J. Aundrea discuss the latest controversies surrounding former President Trump, including his conviction as a felon and its historical significance. They also dive into the complexities and stress of online dating, especially for introverts, with J Andrea sharing her recent overwhelming experience on a dating app. The show takes a humorous detour with a story about a police officer who resigned after being caught locked in the backseat of his squad car with a suspect. The episode wraps up with the mind-boggling tale of a man attending a Zoom court hearing for a suspended license while driving, and a look at 'Prisoner Connect,' a pen-pal program to help the incarcerated build connections outside prison walls.

Key Takeaways:

  • **Discussion on Trump**: - Trump faces 34 counts, and implications of his potential sentencing and running for president are discussed. - The complexities of voting rights between New York and Florida for convicted individuals are explored.
  • **Online Dating Experiences**: - J. Aundrea finds online dating overwhelming and shares her experience. - Bruce gives practical advice from his own online dating experiences.
  • **Ripped from the Headlines Segment**: - Politicians confuse Memorial Day with Veterans Day in tweets. - A San Diego police officer resigns after being caught in the backseat with a suspect. - A man appears in a Zoom court hearing while driving with a suspended license, surprising the judge.
  • **Humor and Relatable Content**: - Personal anecdotes and humorous interactions between Bruce and J. Aundrea.
  • **Milestone Achievement**: - The podcast is nearing 10,000 subscribers on YouTube, and the hosts express gratitude.

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Chapters

00:00 Introduction

00:37 Trump's Legal Troubles

05:48 Online Dating Woes

15:50 Ripped from the Headlines: Memorial Day Confusion

22:19 Ripped from the Headlines: Officer's Scandal

25:29 Ripped from the Headlines: More to the Story

33:56 The Arrest and the Plan

34:48 Legal Consequences and Misunderstandings

36:19 Social Media and the Investigation

39:36 Prisoner Connect: A New Way to Date

46:54 The Zoom Court Hearing Fiasco

01:01:17 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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Transcript

Bruce Anthony: [00:00:00] First of all, welcome. This is Unsolicited Perspectives. I'm Bruce Anthony, your host here to lead the conversation in important events and topics that are shaping today's society. Join the conversation and follow us wherever you get your audio podcasts. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch our video podcast, rate, review, like, comment, share, share with your friends, share with your family, help.

Bruce Anthony: You can share with your enemies on today's episode. It's the sibling happy hour. I'm here with my sis J Andrea, we'll be touching on Trump and the latest news that came out. We're going to be talking about online dating. We're going to reintroduce ripped from the headline segment and in a funny story about a guy in court, but that's enough of the intro.

Bruce Anthony: Let's get to the show.[00:01:00]

Bruce Anthony: What up sis? What up, brother? I can't call it. I can't call it. What's the word for today? The word for today

J. Aundrea: is a phrase.

Bruce Anthony: Okay.

J. Aundrea: It's 34 for 45.

Bruce Anthony: what? 34 for 45. What's that mean?

J. Aundrea: 34 counts for the 45th president. Okay.

Bruce Anthony: 34 for 45. I had somebody yesterday. Said, I don't want to get political. And I was like, okay, that means when they start

J. Aundrea: that.

Bruce Anthony: Uh, and they were just like, you think he's going to be found guilty? And I was like, I don't know. I don't care because he's not going to jail. He's still going to be the Republican nominee. He still could win and be president. This changes nothing except for the fact from a historical standpoint, he's the first president to ever be a convicted felon.

Bruce Anthony: Right. So, I mean, a lot of people [00:02:00] are rejoicing today and I'm just like, man, I don't know.

J. Aundrea: You know, yeah, I mean, if you future trip, then does it mean a lot? I mean, we don't know. Time will tell July 11th, he goes in for sentencing. So we'll see, obviously they're going to appeal it. Um, and that's going to tie it up in litigation for, A year or more, you know, so like, I mean, he can still run for president because obviously the, uh, founding members, I don't call them fathers, even though some of them are our fathers because you know, how slavery works, but the founding members of this country probably didn't anticipate a convicted felon, you know, Running for president or possibly being elected president.

J. Aundrea: So they didn't expressly write that in the constitution. It's funny that he can't vote for himself.

Bruce Anthony: That's not true. He can. He's convicted in New York. New York allows you, as long as the convicted felon is not in jail, [00:03:00] you can vote.

J. Aundrea: His home state is Florida. He can't, he was

Bruce Anthony: convicted in. New York, but he is a

J. Aundrea: convicted felon living in the state of Florida.

J. Aundrea: He cannot vote in the state of Florida.

Bruce Anthony: He can vote in Norfolk and New York.

J. Aundrea: I don't know because his home state is Florida. So I don't know. I don't know how that all works. I think he has to,

Bruce Anthony: I think you've got to be a convicted felon in the state of Florida. I think you have to be convicted in Florida. Yes. Okay. So I've been paying attention to the legal scholars and talking to a couple of lawyers.

Bruce Anthony: Here's, here's the first thing. He's not going to get any jail time. That's number one.

J. Aundrea: Yeah, probably not. I

Bruce Anthony: mean, if it was anybody, not just him, if it was anybody, they got 34 class E felony counts. These are nonviolent felonies and he's a first time offender.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: He's not, there's not going to be any jail time.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. That's number one.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Number two. I think that is if he's convicted in the state of Florida, [00:04:00] he can still vote for him. So they were talking about it. He could still vote for himself for president. Now he's got court cases in Florida that are felony charges. And if he gets convicted on those, then he would have to, uh, go to the governor to be able to get that restriction taken away from him.

Bruce Anthony: But like, yeah, he could still vote. He could still be president. This changes nothing in our every everyday life. It changes nothing.

J. Aundrea: It changes. Thanks for the history books. Right? Like it's going to be put in there. That He's our first convicted felon president, should he be in the presidency.

Bruce Anthony: Maybe. Don't forget, history is his story.

Bruce Anthony: They can write it any way they want to.

J. Aundrea: That's true. And if he's reelected, baby, we not having no more presidents.

Bruce Anthony: Well, no.

J. Aundrea: We got a dictator until he dies.

Bruce Anthony: Did you want to add, I know you was like, we got to talk about this. And I was like, I really don't want to, [00:05:00]

J. Aundrea: because we never get breaking, like we never get to talk about breaking news.

J. Aundrea: For some reason, news usually breaks on Fridays

Bruce Anthony: and somebody was in the DMs and are you and your sister going to talk about this on a sibling happy hour? I was like, I guess we got to. Yeah, I really want to like when you guys talk about political stuff, I was like, okay, you, you want to, you want to us then, because I know a lot of people that don't like it when we talk about political stuff, because they don't like our political leanings,

J. Aundrea: but I mean, the, the internet already wins because they, This is all over the places.

J. Aundrea: The first time he's won the popular vote. And I just love it.

J. Aundrea: That's my favorite thing about this.

Bruce Anthony: That is funny. Okay. Switching from jail to another version of jail and hell.

J. Aundrea: Hell is right.

Bruce Anthony: Online dating.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. So I have [00:06:00] never done online dating before. Never tried it before, but this past weekend, a friend encouraged me to join a popular dating website. I'm not going to put the name out there.

J. Aundrea: Cause.

Bruce Anthony: I saw, I saw, I was, I was right there with you when you was going through some stuff, when you were scrolling.

J. Aundrea: So I had it up probably for about 36 hours before I paused it for, for someone who has never done dating apps before, and is an introvert,

Bruce Anthony: it is

J. Aundrea: extremely overwhelming

Bruce Anthony: when you're,

J. Aundrea: when your profile first comes up.

J. Aundrea: This is what I heard is how it goes. You first put your profile up, and then you get all these matches like within the first I need there to be a site for introverts with anxiety, where no [00:07:00] matter how many people met you that day, they still knew one match a week that you could take your time and review.

Bruce Anthony: I mean, okay. These are matches. They're not messages though, right?

J. Aundrea: No, the messages too, because, because they find something on your profile. Well, I'm probably giving it away now, but they find something on your profile that they like.

Bruce Anthony: No, this is all, these are all dating sites. This isn't one particular one.

Bruce Anthony: This is uniformed across all of them.

J. Aundrea: This is the only one I've ever been on. So I don't know. So, and then they can make a comment on whatever photo or video you put up. So it's those messages coming in. And then, um, you know, I, I don't know how to do small talk. So that's also an issue for me because I have no idea what to say to any of these people.

J. Aundrea: And I've talked to people who are regularly on. You know, online dating websites or whatever, apps or whatever. And they usually have like a [00:08:00] little script or they have their own, like, kind of plan of like how they ask questions. Listen, I'll have bump into me at the grocery store, baby. Cause I can't,

J. Aundrea: I mean, the level of detail, like some people put into like strategizing, handling online dating. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do it. I just, I immediately paused it. I still get messages, but I just turned my phone over because I don't know what to say to these people. And it's also very overwhelming.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. So. I don't know if this is good advice or bad advice, but when I was in the online data game and I retired myself from online dating about four years ago. Okay. Three years ago, three, four years ago when I was in the online data game, I'm shallow. So immediately when any little message or match, I go to see if I'm physically attracted to the [00:09:00] person.

Bruce Anthony: If I'm not physically attracted. I just ignore it.

J. Aundrea: I mean, I think that's the, that's the thing, isn't it? Like that's the point of online dating. Like you go with your gut love. Like, so do I find this person attractive? If so, let me look at their profile. If I like it, swipe, whichever direction you're supposed to swipe.

Bruce Anthony: Right. So with that being said, that can eliminate a lot of these matches and messages, because you'd just be like, Oh, I'm not attracted to you. Thank you, but no thanks.

J. Aundrea: But sometimes they say really nice stuff. And so you just want to, you know, be friendly, I guess. No, no,

Bruce Anthony: don't. Nope. You can't be friendly.

Bruce Anthony: You can't. You can't be friendly. You need to treat it like you're out in the street, right? Somebody could say something nice. Like, hey, I really like your dress. Thank you. Hey, so what? I said, thank you. That's enough. I'm not interested. Right. So it could be like, Hey, thank you for those really kind words. I really appreciate it.

Bruce Anthony: I've done that before. Thank you for [00:10:00] those kind words. I really appreciate it. In the conversation.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: You ain't got to carry it on no more. And then if they press just be like, I'm sorry, I don't think that we're a good match, but I wish you all the best of luck.

J. Aundrea: So savage.

Bruce Anthony: I don't think that's savage. I think that's what, you know, I, I, I didn't told you before I got my lemon rule on dates.

J. Aundrea: No, what's the lemon rule.

Bruce Anthony: Oh, well, and I tell, I tell women this before we go on the first date, I'm like, Hey, you know, we've been matching a little bit. I like to do a video chat before we actually go on a date to make sure they look like their pictures.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Because that's important, you know?

Bruce Anthony: And so I say, Hey, look, we meet, we go out for these drinks or whatever a drink. And within the first 15 minutes, if neither one of us is feeling it, we could just say, okay, this isn't going to really work for me. No hard feelings. We just go our separate ways.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: And, and women always like, do you really do that?

Bruce Anthony: Yes. Yeah. Yes, I do.

J. Aundrea: That's fair. Cause like why waste your whole night on [00:11:00] knowing it's not going to work within that first 15 minutes.

Bruce Anthony: If you say, if you say to me, yeah, the moon is bigger than earth. I'm immediately going to be like, yeah, no, let's go ahead and end this conversation.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. If you come to me like, yeah, but have you ever like actually seen the earth round?

J. Aundrea: If you look out, it looks flat. Okay. Have you found the edge? That's my question. Always show me the edge. Show it to me. Point to me the person that's fallen off. Where is it? All the governments of the world are conspiring to keep the secret from us and the earth is flat. For what reason? Like what impact?

J. Aundrea: Does that have on my daily life? Zero to none.

Bruce Anthony: So we're just upside down. Okay. I can't have that conversation with you, ma'am. I can't, I can't, I can't explain to you, explain to you. I guess that would be under astronomy. When you talk [00:12:00] about the planet.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. Physics, maybe astrophysics.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. Yeah, I guess astrophysics, like, you know, Neil, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Bruce Anthony: Neil deGrasse Tyson. Yes. We gon come on the show, man. Come on on the show.

J. Aundrea: This is, he's never even heard our pleas.

Bruce Anthony: Like he's never No, we've done it before, but I don't think, it may have been before we were actually doing the video podcast.

J. Aundrea: Okay.

Bruce Anthony: Which, by the way, uh, not by the release of this episode. But definitely by next sibling happy hour, we'll be at 10, 000 subscribers on YouTube.

Bruce Anthony: So ladies and gentlemen, just thank you.

J. Aundrea: Thank you so much. Cause that's the craziest thing when I saw how close we were. And I, I honestly thought, Hey, if we get 10 people, We are doing something so to have 10, 000, you freaked

Bruce Anthony: out last weekend, my sister was [00:13:00] in town. We went to brunch and had a good time with my goddaughter and my sister's friend.

Bruce Anthony: It was a good time. Yes. A lot of shots.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: It was a lot of shots.

J. Aundrea: You were the one offering them. So I don't know. I only

Bruce Anthony: said, let's just do a shot before we got out and go out. It was my goddaughter. It was like, let's do another one. Let's do another one.

J. Aundrea: Yeah, but only y'all did it because I was done.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

J. Aundrea: Yeah, I was done. But yeah, online dating. Let me know introverts People with ADHD, autistic folks, let me know, is, is there, is there a site for people who can't handle a lot of stimulus? Because, because

J. Aundrea: the notifications give me, give me anxiety, the, the messages trying to figure out what to say, I, I, I don't know. I don't know.

Bruce Anthony: Look, that's the reason why I got out of the online dating game. I I've had actually the [00:14:00] last two girls, women, the last two women that were actually my girlfriends. I actually met on dating sites.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: And the last one was on a obscure dating site that I didn't even, I only went on it because my bestie was like, you need to go back out there and start dating. I was like, I am dating. I don't need the dating site. Well, Maybe you should do more structured dating. And so I got on this site thinking it was going to be bootleg and ended up meeting somebody that ended up being my girlfriend, but I can say that you will.

Bruce Anthony: But I also will say with those two situations, they didn't, they didn't go off when they didn't end anything. So for

J. Aundrea: me as a person who doesn't leave the house, unless you're delivering my Uber eats or my Amazon packages, I don't know. Where to meet people aside from online dating, but it is extremely stressful.

J. Aundrea: I guess the flip side of that is not [00:15:00] getting any matches,

Bruce Anthony: right? Right. That's the worst. Like you could log on and like, don't nobody,

J. Aundrea: it's just a tumbleweed going across

Bruce Anthony: the screen. Don't nobody got love for Jay? Let it be known. Then he'd be like sniff dog at the Snorsel wards.

J. Aundrea: You got no love for Def Pro? No.

Bruce Anthony: No, he ain't got no love for death row.

J. Aundrea: We don't.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. Online dating. It's, uh, it's, it is what it is, but you know what you can do. You could go to the grocery store and go to church, the black awareness rally. That's what I'm going to

J. Aundrea: library. Good people. A black awareness rally.

Bruce Anthony: If y'all don't get that, that's coming to America. We can't help you on that. I can't help you if you don't get that. I can't help you on that. But coming up next, the segment that we haven't done in a while, ripped from the headlines. We're going to get into some stuff.[00:16:00]

Bruce Anthony: Now, Jay, you remember the last episode when we was talking about Memorial Day and Veterans Day

J. Aundrea: and we

Bruce Anthony: was a little confused.

J. Aundrea: We were confused. We had to Google it.

Bruce Anthony: We had to Google it. Yeah. We weren't the only ones confused. And just so people know that I won't bash Fox news all of the time. Fox news had a segment and the segment was basically about the squad members, Omar and Corey Bush.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. They had to delete some Memorial day posts. And I bet everybody out there is thinking, well, why did they have to delete some Memorial day? Both. Both representatives posted tweets on Memorial Day that was criticized for missing the point of the holiday, which is to, which is dedicated to honoring those who lost their lives in the service to country.

Bruce Anthony: The tweets were seen as confusing Memorial Day. With [00:17:00] Veterans Day, which honors all who have served. See, we told you all about that last week. Uh, after facing criticism, both representatives deleted the original tweets and posted new ones that more accurately reflected the purpose of Memorial Day. So they were settled, but they was out there celebrating all the troops.

Bruce Anthony: And we should always celebrate all the troops, but on Memorial Day, it is literally a memoriam to those that have lost their lives in service.

J. Aundrea: And it wasn't like the tweets, the tweets were like bad tweets. They just confused Memorial Day. Like Rep Omar. Tweeted on hashtag Memorial Day. We honor the heroic men and women who have served our country.

J. Aundrea: We owe them more than our gratitude. They have. They have more than earned access to quality mental health services, , job opportunities, housing assistance, and the benefits they were [00:18:00] promised. Now, of course, four veterans we're talking, no, that's definitely for veterans, but we are definitely talking about people who have passed on, so they are not.

J. Aundrea: They're not getting no benefits. I mean, maybe their

Bruce Anthony: family could get some benefits. You know, maybe she could have spun it that way. Right. But, yeah, no, no, no. So that's the reason why they was like, Oh, y'all confused. And I get it, right? Because we were confused. Here's the major difference. This is the reason why I'm not getting, getting angry at Fox News for bringing this up and ridiculing them.

Bruce Anthony: It's because they're representatives. And somebody should have fact checked their tweet before they sent it out. Somebody on their team used to be like, Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. You know, Memorial Day is a memorial. It's about the people that passed this. They not living no more.

J. Aundrea: It's in the title.

J. Aundrea: I mean, it's the

Bruce Anthony: memorial. Hey, look, we can't throw shade because Cause we had it confused, right? But I'm saying it's, oh, it's not okay for us to have a confused. [00:19:00] I'm not giving us a pass. I'm throwing us under the bus too. They are actually representatives and have a team. Somebody should have been like, Hey, yo, Hey, yo, you know, the dude, they do the mean when he had the barbecue.

J. Aundrea: Hey,

Bruce Anthony: yo, somebody should have been like, Hey, yo, we can't send this out.

J. Aundrea: If you wanna know how to stop the presses, , yell ayo a 'cause literally everything stops

Bruce Anthony: a ayo in the black community and in all people of of color. And no, no white people too.

J. Aundrea: I feel like. Like if you yell AEO in a crowded room, yeah.

J. Aundrea: Everybody's gonna stop and look,

Bruce Anthony: you know,

J. Aundrea: people what?

Bruce Anthony: Nobody is a monolith, but this is something that we all can agree on. If somebody says, Hey, yo, everybody stops. Yeah. Somebody should have been like, Hey, yo, y'all got this wrong. It was, it's, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for us because, you know, we got a little platform and something, [00:20:00] you know we should know, right.

Bruce Anthony: It's way more embarrassing for them because they're actually representing.

J. Aundrea: Yeah, y'all should at least know our holidays.

Bruce Anthony: I mean, even at the minimum, you need to know what's there to know. And they knew they was wrong. That's the reason why I deleted it and then came out with new ones, but it was too late.

J. Aundrea: I'm looking for a way

Bruce Anthony: to get to tie

J. Aundrea: to tie in a yo with. AOC like AOC y'all got that wrong. Like, you know, like

Bruce Anthony: I wouldn't have made that

J. Aundrea: mistake. That's what I'm saying. Like she would have come behind them and be like, Hey, yo, see y'all got them wrong. You know, so I'm looking for the word play there, but I'm, I'll flesh it out.

Bruce Anthony: But look, look, Come on, y'all. If y'all going to represent the country, y'all got to know all the holidays. Yeah. You gots to know all the holidays.

J. Aundrea: And again, save those tweets because you can repost them on [00:21:00] Veterans Day and they will

Bruce Anthony: It might, she might come out with the same exact tweet, word for word, on Veterans Day.

Bruce Anthony: When is Veterans Day? I don't know, but it's Don't know. It's, it's, it's a day. That's coming or past. Yeah. No matter what, even if it did pass. Okay. I was going to say, even if it did pass, it's still coming.

J. Aundrea: Exactly. Because time goes in a circle.

Bruce Anthony: You know, I'm on picture Bruce on a date. You know, I don't believe time goes in a circle.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah, I think time's a straight line. Well, actually, that actually makes a little bit of sense. Time would be a straight line. It wouldn't be a circle.

J. Aundrea: Time would be a straight

Bruce Anthony: line. Why am I cosigning your circle?

J. Aundrea: Well, I mean, just like days, the days will come back around. My point is November 11th will always occur.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. The only thing that changes in the date is the year, but the days are always the same except for a leap year.

J. Aundrea: Except for a leap year, [00:22:00] we just get an extra day. This still doesn't change. November 11th doesn't become November gooblygop like it, but it's still November. I love it. You're right.

Bruce Anthony: It come, it come back full circle.

Bruce Anthony: The only thing. And as we have detoured. ADHD. Let's get to the second rip from headline. Now, this is a story. I, did you hear about this story before you saw it on the rundown?

J. Aundrea: I did not. And

Bruce Anthony: boy, oh boy. Yes. Okay. So the, the main headline for us. This isn't a headline in newspapers, but us, we just going to give y'all an officer resigns.

Bruce Anthony: Officers resign. Police officers resign all the time. Right? Ain't no big deal. What did he resign for? A San Diego police department officer named Anthony hair. Yeah. I'm putting your name out there. Anthony here, who was already in the

J. Aundrea: papers. It

Bruce Anthony: is our, and on the news broadcast, Anthony hair who resigned after he was found locked in the backseat of a squad car with a female suspect, [00:23:00] ladies and gentlemen, let me repeat that again.

Bruce Anthony: He was found locked in the backseat of his squad car with a female suspect. There's got to be more to the story, right? Here's

J. Aundrea: the thing. You're going to be locked because the child locks are on them. Like if you get in that backseat and close the door. I

Bruce Anthony: think it's a little bit different than a child lock, but I give you say it.

Bruce Anthony: You can't get out.

J. Aundrea: You can't get out once you get out. Yeah. I'm

Bruce Anthony: sure there's a way. I'm sure there's a way somebody got to let them out. I guess so. So the incident occurred in August, 2023 when officer hair and several other officers arrested a woman and another individual suspect of car theft officer hair was tasked with driving the woman to a detention center during the drive.

Bruce Anthony: The woman propositioned officer hair,

Bruce Anthony: this is officer at some point during the drive. Officer Harris stopped the [00:24:00] vehicle and his body camera turned off. He later told investigators that he believed the woman was having a medical emergency. About 20 minutes after the car stopped. I was going to say

J. Aundrea: something, I'm not.

Bruce Anthony: Go ahead and say it.

J. Aundrea: I'm not.

J. Aundrea: I'm not going to say

Bruce Anthony: it. You've already opened the door. You get, you get one grotesque Explicit thing. What, what'd you go say?

J. Aundrea: Thought she was choking.

J. Aundrea: I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not, it was there. It was right there.

Bruce Anthony: It was right there. After 20 minutes, after the car had stopped, remember he pulled over because he thought she had a medical emergency. As much as it thought she was joking, officer hair called another officer asking if he had a master key for the vehicles

J. Aundrea: because he was [00:25:00] locked in

Bruce Anthony: because he was locked in the backseat.

Bruce Anthony: An hour later, a supervisor arrived and opened the car door. Officer Harry explained he was checking on the woman and the door had accidentally closed behind him. He resigned a month after the incident. The results of the internal investigation was released later, finding that officer hair had Failed to follow proper procedures and falsified police reports.

Bruce Anthony: Jay, what do you think about this so far? Notice I said so far, cause ladies and gentlemen, there's more to the story.

J. Aundrea: There's more to this. I'm actually not surprised. We hear stories all the time of officers or corrections officers and, you know, abusing their position. And I don't think that it's that weird that people try to get out of, A ticket or jail time by,

Bruce Anthony: yeah, cause this is grand theft.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. So, I mean, you, you go into the detention center, I [00:26:00] mean, you, you locked in overnight. You ain't, ain't no bail. You ain't gonna get to a judge until the next morning at least, and they arrested you for grand theft.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Odds are you ain't going to get no bail. You're going to be recon, no, not reconnaissance.

Bruce Anthony: You're going to be remanded.

J. Aundrea: I know

Bruce Anthony: that because of law and order. Yeah.

J. Aundrea: That's the

Bruce Anthony: only reason why.

J. Aundrea: Yes.

Bruce Anthony: and, and I'm probably all wrong. So lawyers out there correct me. Yeah, please. If I'm wrong, please let me know.

J. Aundrea: So we are not attorneys.

Bruce Anthony: We are not attorneys, and I get all my law from literally Law and order.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. Um, , unless I talk to my lawyer friends. So, you know, she facing, she might be facing some time, time facing time and it's California. I don't know if they still got the three strikes rule, but they might

J. Aundrea: maybe.

Bruce Anthony: So

J. Aundrea: homegirls like, Hey, maybe, maybe

Bruce Anthony: she was like, Hey, look, I could choke on some. This

J. Aundrea: is why I didn't want to say it.

J. Aundrea: This is why I didn't [00:27:00] want to say it.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. Like I said, there's more to the

J. Aundrea: story.

Bruce Anthony: CBS eight out of California is a CBS affiliate, right? California station did some investigation. They found the following exchange. On his

Bruce Anthony: cop cam. What's that called again?

J. Aundrea: It wasn't his dash cam or was his body cam

Bruce Anthony: body cam. Okay. Or it may have been a dash cam. It was on one of them cams, the dash or the body cam before it mysteriously cut off. Okay. Right,

J. Aundrea: right.

Bruce Anthony: The woman says, are you married? Officer hair says, why are you asking that the woman you're not too bad.

Bruce Anthony: What's it going to hurt me if I work the system? You know what I mean? Let's that's the way I see S H I T. The microphone on Harris body camera picks up moans from the back seat. [00:28:00] Then the woman says, are you single officer hair? Yeah, but you're not woman. I'm down to F right now, down to clown, right?

Bruce Anthony: Officer hair. Don't say that right now. Don't say that right now, because everything is being recorded right now. So there's more to this, but I just want to pause and address that back and forth. Now they did the investigation and a month later he resigned because they got, they got that on tape. Yeah, it's on tape.

Bruce Anthony: He was stopped for 20 minutes. Mm-Hmm. locked himself in there. in the backseat with shorty Doo wap. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call her is Shorty doo wap.

J. Aundrea: Right.

Bruce Anthony: Uh, locked herself in the backseat with shorty doop and, uh, moan

J. Aundrea: could be heard.

Bruce Anthony: Well, she was okay, [00:29:00] so she was moaning, but then that's when she asked the question, she moaned, and then she asked the question, are you single?

J. Aundrea: Well, no, it says body camera picks up moans. It doesn't necessarily say it's hers.

Bruce Anthony: Well, okay. You're right. But I actually saw the video. He was still driving when this conversation was going back and forth.

J. Aundrea: She starts

Bruce Anthony: moaning and he's looking back at her. So that's maybe when she was distressed and that's the reason why he had to go check on her.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. Yeah, sure. No. Sure. He was shooting her shot. I mean, I get it. She said, what's it going to hurt me if I work the system? You know what I mean? Like, Hey, I, Hey,

Bruce Anthony: Hey. All right. So let's get to the final conclusion.

J. Aundrea: Okay.

Bruce Anthony: According to CBS eight out of [00:30:00] California as they approached the detention center, officer hair asked a woman what she was doing in the back seat.

Bruce Anthony: That's all in that little conversation, but she was moaning. So what's she doing back there? Right.

J. Aundrea: Yes.

Bruce Anthony: That's when the police cruiser slowed down and hair switched off his body cam. This is all per the investigation by CBS8.

J. Aundrea: Mm hmm.

Bruce Anthony: Harris vehicle turned down a dark residential street only blocks away from the detention center at around 1.

Bruce Anthony: 34 a. m. Around 20 minutes later, after the cruiser stopped, officer hair made a call to the fellow officer asking if he had a massive master key to patrol cars. Officer hair maintained that he was only checking on the woman and said the door accidentally shut on him per CBS eight, which reported that hair claimed he knocked his body cam office clip while getting out of the vehicle.

Bruce Anthony: That's what he said.

J. Aundrea: [00:31:00] Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Now the woman was interviewed by authorities and insisted nothing inappropriate Had occurred inside the cruiser.

J. Aundrea: Well, yeah, she don't want to listen She don't want to expose herself to a solicitation charge. I'm already

Bruce Anthony: I got Grand Theft Auto. I've already

J. Aundrea: got Grand Theft Auto.

Bruce Anthony: And this ain't a video game. I got Grand theft auto. Okay.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. Last thing I want to do is admit to more crimes.

Bruce Anthony: Oh, okay. The station CBS eight reported that a test on hairs close. Found semen for the test on Harris clothes for semen found trace amounts on his belt

Bruce Anthony: So ladies and gentlemen this man when did himself a little quickie and he might have got away [00:32:00] with it. Had he not

J. Aundrea: Yeah, yeah,

Bruce Anthony: he was so excited he was like I'm gonna get it in and completely locked himself in Inside the cruiser and wasn't going to get it like, okay, Mike, he should've known several things.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: One, he knew it was wrong. That's number one. Number two, he knew it was going to be sketchy. As soon as he turned off the body cam,

J. Aundrea: he knew it was wrong when he told her, don't say that. Don't say that everything's being recorded right now.

Bruce Anthony: But he still went ahead and did it anyway. He still thought he could get away with it.

J. Aundrea: It was still being recorded. He thought he could call his homie. Hey, you got the master key to the cars. Can you let me? And this is the supervisor.

Bruce Anthony: Right. And the supervisor said, Uh, this is part of the report. The supervisor said, yeah, he was real [00:33:00] panicky and nervous when I got there. And I watched the video, he all in the backseat and they open up the door.

Bruce Anthony: And he's like, Hey man, just, just checking in on her. I was just checking in on her. She seemed distressed. I'm like, yeah, she was distressed because she was in the backseat playing with herself. And he was like, I'm gonna get in where I could fit in.

J. Aundrea: Which if she was handcuffed, was she handcuffed?

Bruce Anthony: I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, yeah, he was taking her to the detention center.

Bruce Anthony: She had to be handcuffed.

J. Aundrea: So is she a contortionist?

Bruce Anthony: Maybe, maybe they, maybe she was able to, you know, they, they put you behind the back. Maybe she was able to

J. Aundrea: slide

Bruce Anthony: them and put them in the

J. Aundrea: front. Is this Ringling Brothers? Like what, Cirque du Soleil? Who the hell does he have in that back seat? This

Bruce Anthony: is another thing. He

J. Aundrea: wanted to find out.

Bruce Anthony: Uh, right. This is another thing that, uh.

Bruce Anthony: We should really examine. [00:34:00] She asked him, are you single? He says, yeah, but you're not. So she got a man or a woman, whoever was her accomplice of this grand theft auto.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. I feel like the other person who was arrested.

Bruce Anthony: Yes. So they must got to understand that. Hey, look, baby, look, if we get locked up, you do whatever you can to get out of the old predicament.

Bruce Anthony: If you got to sleep with an officer, then offer. What's the worst that could happen? A solicitation charge? We're already going to be in the bank for grand theft. What's a solicitation charge? Might as well. That's a misdemeanor, I think. I really don't know. I think solicitation I don't know. Is it a misdemeanor or a felony?

Bruce Anthony: I don't know.

J. Aundrea: Um, I'll look it up, but I But the point is, shoot your shot. Shoot your shot. And see what happens.

Bruce Anthony: And you know what happened? I don't know. [00:35:00] Her ass still went to jail and his ass lost a job for fellas out there. Hey, man, it ain't worth it.

J. Aundrea: And sometimes you

Bruce Anthony: could just let it go.

J. Aundrea: I don't know about other states, but in Georgia, it is a misdemeanor.

Bruce Anthony: Oh, but what about, um, this was in California. So what's it in California? Solicitation solicitation should not be a, it's also

J. Aundrea: a misdemeanor. Yeah. You know, I'm just asking a question.

Bruce Anthony: I'm

J. Aundrea: offering a service. You ain't got to take it. Hey, you can say no.

Bruce Anthony: That's what they taught us in there. Just say, just say no.

Bruce Anthony: If officer hair had said no, he used to have a job. He can't. I would be amazed. Yeah. And I have people that I've interviewed and I'm gonna reach out to them that, that work in a police force. Or of steady police to be like, okay. So he resigned from this position. This is on his jacket. [00:36:00] Can he go to another department and get hired?

Bruce Anthony: Or is it kind of like blackballed?

J. Aundrea: I think because they still completed the internal affairs investigation and it did come out and it's all in the papers. I mean, I don't think it's

Bruce Anthony: all in the papers. It's all on the news videos. I found about it. Look, so this is, this is what happened. Let me tell you the story.

Bruce Anthony: I'm on Instagram. You would take type person. I'm an Instagram person. I was on Instagram and this came across my timeline. And I was like, this cannot be real. Cause you know, a lot of stuff on Instagram you read and, or you get these clips and it's just like, nah, this ain't real. This has gotta be a joke.

J. Aundrea: Right.

Bruce Anthony: So I did the research and the first article told me nothing about. The investigation that the CBS eight news organization did,

J. Aundrea: right, right. It

Bruce Anthony: was just, Hey, look, something happened. He locked himself in the back seat. They did an investigation. He resigned. [00:37:00] It was through the CBS eight that I was like, Oh, so what I saw on Instagram was true because I was about to be like, see everybody on Instagram, always jumping to conclusions and that's not what happened.

Bruce Anthony: But sure enough. This was a true damn story. My man on the way to the detention center. Yeah. He was almost there. He was almost there. That's a GPS on the car. They, they saw what road he turned down. They know how long he was there. The car was his idol. So many, he ain't called for no help.

J. Aundrea: So many things. He ain't called that.

J. Aundrea: He knows. He knows that back. That door locks . He's too excited. He knows there's dash cam and body cam. He knows that they tracked the GPS and the, he knew all of that. He knew all of it. Still wrist it, all the

J. Aundrea: gonna go. You did. I wasn't going to go there, but you [00:38:00] did. That's, that's crazy. Woo. Oh my

Bruce Anthony: goodness. You know, that was just about to say that was tough. I was just about to say that was tough. That was tough. And you know, the thing about it was, is maybe. You could have believed this story if she was distressed.

Bruce Anthony: He got a radio. He could have just been like, Hey, look, somebody in the back. I have a transporting a prisoner to a detention center. And she's having a medical emergency. We need to send

J. Aundrea: an ambulance. I mean, if you have an emergency, that's the first thing they would do. So what if I was having a medical emergency with a better life?

Bruce Anthony: Well, you know what? Maybe that God, God can had him confused.

J. Aundrea: He didn't have

Bruce Anthony: all his blood was somewhere else and he couldn't think straight.

J. Aundrea: Nothing was [00:39:00] prepared, prepared. Nothing to ruin his

Bruce Anthony: career. Yeah, he ruined his career for a woman that was a grand theft.

J. Aundrea: Going to jail

Bruce Anthony: anyway. Now, as a quick detour, you know what, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a break.

Bruce Anthony: And then we're going to get to my detour next that connects prison and dating. We'll get to that next.

Bruce Anthony: Okay, Jay, I told you I was going to connect jail and dating.

J. Aundrea: I, yes, I'm interested in, I said, I said something

Bruce Anthony: like that.

J. Aundrea: A

Bruce Anthony: friend of mine sent me an Instagram post of this thing called prisoner connect. It's a way for prisoners to connect [00:40:00] with People on the outside. It's kind of like a pen pal thing.

Bruce Anthony: Why'd you, why'd you close your eyes like that? Ladies and gentlemen, if y'all not watching it, if y'all listening, my sister just closed her eyes. Like she's thinking to herself, where the hell is my brother about to take this?

J. Aundrea: That is exactly what I'm thinking to myself. Okay. I was wondering when you started the segue of prison and dating,

Bruce Anthony: where

J. Aundrea: this is going.

J. Aundrea: Okay.

Bruce Anthony: So my friend sent me this DM of this one woman

J. Aundrea: who

Bruce Anthony: was looking for companionship.

J. Aundrea: Okay.

Bruce Anthony: And let me just tell you, she was fine as hell. So I sent it to my bestie and I was like, you know what? I might not do dating sites, but I might do this prison and connect. So I went on the Instagram and it's this whole organization that tries to connect people.

Bruce Anthony: Prisoners, right? It's for pen pals, right? They've been doing this for, for decades

J. Aundrea: now. [00:41:00] Connect prisoners to prisoners or prisoners to civilians.

Bruce Anthony: Either one. I'm going to assume since they put these videos on social media, I don't know how much access prisoners have to social media. I'm going to assume

J. Aundrea: PC way than saying prisoners.

J. Aundrea: So can we say the incarcerated? I just don't like, I don't like reducing them. Prison. They are in

Bruce Anthony: prison.

J. Aundrea: That's where they are, but I don't want, they're a

Bruce Anthony: prisoner. You know what they're gonna say? You know what they're gonna say?

J. Aundrea: Incarcerated peoples.

Bruce Anthony: You know what? Ali Sadiq, contact us, man. Tell us what we should call them.

Bruce Anthony: Are they prisoners? Are they incarcerated? What, what should we say? I'm going to say these people that are currently incarcerated. I'm going to assume that this is a program for them to connect with people on the outside.

J. Aundrea: Right. Okay. That are free. Okay.

Bruce Anthony: That are not, and that's

J. Aundrea: not, and that's not new.

J. Aundrea: That's not new. There's a, that's not new. That's not new. I mean, we got love after lockup. Or

Bruce Anthony: love During

J. Aundrea: [00:42:00] lockup or, well, no, it's after. It's after. It's after. Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: It's after lockup. Yeah. Now I've seen. I've seen some of the people on love at the

J. Aundrea: lockup

Bruce Anthony: and, and, and let me go back. So I went to the Instagram page and there's a lot of men on there and I'm sorry, gentlemen, I don't want to be a pen pal.

J. Aundrea: Yeah,

Bruce Anthony: I don't. I barely want to talk to my friends. On the outside, much less want to create new friendships on the inside. However, I went through the women's profile and I was like, yo, this don't make no sense. Why all these women kind of fine, not kind of fine, fine. Like they're fine. And what was real crazy is they must have a deal with prisons.

Bruce Anthony: In Idaho, because they were all in Idaho and I didn't know Idaho was banging like that. I might need to move to Idaho. Maybe being in DC is the reason why I'm still single. If I was in Idaho, if the fine are currently incarcerated, that means some [00:43:00] fine are not currently incarcerated. Unless they

J. Aundrea: round up the beautiful people of Idaho.

J. Aundrea: They

Bruce Anthony: say, this is not what we want to represent as good looking people in Idaho. Only thing I know about

J. Aundrea: Idaho is potatoes and Napoleon dynamite. So that's all I know

Bruce Anthony: about. Well, Napoleon dynamite and moving the movie with Richard Pryor where he had to move to Boise.

J. Aundrea: Yes. Yeah, that's literally it.

Bruce Anthony: But look, let me tell you, I sent that to my bestie and I was like, I don't know, maybe I'll become a pen pal or something because some of these women are

J. Aundrea: fine.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. You gonna wake up. Thanks. Listen, you know what? They could be rehabilitated.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah, they can be written. See, look at you judging.

J. Aundrea: I know. I ain't right. You ain't right. Everybody deserves love.

Bruce Anthony: Everybody deserves love, right? Well, not everybody.

J. Aundrea: Most people deserve love.

Bruce Anthony: The majority of, I won't even say majority of people or most.

J. Aundrea: Some of y'all, some of y'all don't, [00:44:00] but

Bruce Anthony: y'all ain't listening

J. Aundrea: to this show, so it's fine.

Bruce Anthony: Well, some of y'all deserve the love that you get.

J. Aundrea: Yes.

Bruce Anthony: Let, that's that. Lemme put it like that. Yes. And some of y'all deserve the love that you get. I 'cause of the

J. Aundrea: nonsense you put out into the world. You deserve exactly who you with right now.

Bruce Anthony: But these women on this prison connect. I'm gonna go ahead and send and write a couple of letters. I gotta go do snail mail. I gotta go to UPS. You never of USPS.

J. Aundrea: You never know why people get locked up. Winter, the first question,

Bruce Anthony: you know, I don't do small talk, right? I'm gonna be like, Hey, how you doing? My name is Bruce.

Bruce Anthony: So why you locked up , right? , how long you got?

J. Aundrea: Tell me, just tell me the, the amount of time you gonna be in there , so that I know ,

Bruce Anthony: I'm messy anyway, so I'm ready to hear somebody's story. Right.

J. Aundrea: Tell me everything that's going on in your day-to-Day World

Bruce Anthony: also, but I'm a, I'm gonna send you the DM. And you're going to be like, all right, yeah, that's cute.

Bruce Anthony: And you're going to go on the page and you'll be like, huh, That

J. Aundrea: might [00:45:00] be a solution to my problem. Like that might be cause I don't want to go nowhere and they can't. So it's like,

Bruce Anthony: And they can really only send you mail.

J. Aundrea: Right.

Bruce Anthony: Right. You can read a couple of, do like a list before a page letter. Yeah.

J. Aundrea: That's nice because that's, that's not going to bombard me. It'll come in, you know, Yeah. You are supposed to, sir, that's going to come in slowly, depending on where they're coming from. Right, right. They're coming from Idaho.

Bruce Anthony: They're coming from Idaho. It's going to take

J. Aundrea: a week to get to me.

Bruce Anthony: Right. It's going to take, well, I don't think it's going to take weeks to Maybe about four days, three, four days.

J. Aundrea: Yeah, that's a, that's a business week.

Bruce Anthony: No, business week is five days. Well, that's,

J. Aundrea: it's damn near.

Bruce Anthony: Damn near, okay.

J. Aundrea: It ain't gonna be there the next day is my point.

Bruce Anthony: You're right, you're right. It's slow and steady. It's slow and steady. They can't call you and blow you up.

J. Aundrea: That's nice. Asking you

Bruce Anthony: about your business.

J. Aundrea: That's nice. I actually. You

Bruce Anthony: have to accept collect [00:46:00] calls though.

J. Aundrea: No, I don't. That's the great thing about a collect call. I don't have to accept the charges.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah, you gotta accept it if you're trying to develop something with a person.

J. Aundrea: Am I though? Am I, am I trying to develop something? I don't know. I don't know.

J. Aundrea: That might be a solution to my problem. That's all I'm saying.

Bruce Anthony: It could be a solution to both of our problems.

J. Aundrea: Okay. We could find love after lockup.

Bruce Anthony: No, I don't want to go on no show, but

J. Aundrea: no, I just, we can find it. We can find

Bruce Anthony: love. You can find love at the lockup and it may be, they might take, you have to take it slow.

Bruce Anthony: They might be in for three to five. That's really a good time. I'm time to really get to know somebody.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. I mean, listen, they ain't got nothing but time

Bruce Anthony: speaking of somebody that's going to have some time I sent you. This is our last, this is our last segment. And I had to end on

J. Aundrea: [00:47:00] this,

Bruce Anthony: this is the dumbest situation. Some of you people I hear may have picked up on it. And I'm going to just say a name, Corey Harris of Michigan. You don't know it. That's okay.

Bruce Anthony: I'm gonna need you to, after listening to this, I want you to Google his name and watch the video. I'm going to tell you what the video is going to show you. So Corey Harris is 44 years old and he was attending a hearing on May 15th of this year for charges related to an earlier arrest, about five miles from Ann Arbor.

Bruce Anthony: So not far from the university of Michigan. The charges were for driving with a suspended license. So he's at a hearing. He has to go to a hearing. Because he caught a charge for driving with a suspended license.

J. Aundrea: Yes.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. The, the, the hearing was a zoom court hearing. I guess they still doing those types of things.

Bruce Anthony: And in this post pandemic era might be just convenient for [00:48:00] everybody.

J. Aundrea: It is. It is very inconvenient. So yes.

Bruce Anthony: During the zoom court hearing, Harris was seen driving, which stunned the presiding judge, Cedric Simpson.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Now y'all need to watch this video. It, cause, cause judge Simpson, my man pops up on the, on the zoom and judge Simpson is just like, no the hell he isn't.

Bruce Anthony: I know I'm not saying what I'm, what I think I'm saying. And

J. Aundrea: the way my man logs into, he logs into the zoom, whippin the, uh, uh,

Bruce Anthony: whippin

J. Aundrea: Rolling the whip. Hey, I'll be right. I'll be right with y'all. I'll be right with y'all. He

Bruce Anthony: literally says that. He said, Hey, I'll be right with y'all. I'm pulling into the doctor's office.

Bruce Anthony: Give me one second. Give me one second. He literally says that. He says, give me one second. I'm pulling into the [00:49:00] doctor's office while he's on a zoom hearing. For the charges of driving with a suspended license.

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: So judge Simpson asked Harris, he'd do it like this. But I know this is how you want to do it.

Bruce Anthony: Hey man, you driving? And Harris replied that he was pulling into the doctor's office actually. Just give me one second. So that's what we was talking about, what we said. And so once Harris parked the car, Judge Simpson confirmed that Harris is a driver on a license suspended who was just seen driving driving.

Bruce Anthony: Without a license

J. Aundrea: by the judge,

Bruce Anthony: y'all really need to pull up this [00:50:00] video. It can Google search it. It is not hard. He, like my sister said, he is whipping it. He has literally turned the corner, whipping it one handed. He is driving, moseying along. Yeah. I'm pulling it. The judge is like, I know. I don't see what I'm saying. Are you driving

J. Aundrea: right now?

J. Aundrea: Yeah.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. I'm pulling into the doctor's office. I'll be with you in a second. The fact that he

J. Aundrea: goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the fact that he's like, Oh yeah, I'm pulling into my doctor's office. Actually. Like, sir, do you, and the judge is like, does he know why he's here?

Bruce Anthony: But hold on. How you go? Hold on. How are you going to have a hearing some charges that you got?

Bruce Anthony: First of all, you're going to be late. Cause he was late. Yes. You're going to be late. And then you're going to tell the judge, hold on a second, right? You been you in jail for being charged for something,

J. Aundrea: sir. Reschedule that doctor's appointment. You got [00:51:00] court.

Bruce Anthony: Well, I got a doctor's appointment. They got to check this gout.

Bruce Anthony: But at the same time, I got this, uh, zoom hearing. I could do both at the same time. That ain't no thing.

J. Aundrea: It's the moment that Corey realizes he messed up and he is just, you almost think the zoom paused, but he's blinking because he is just stuck with his mouth open. Like I have just messed up and it didn't occur to him because the judge asked several times.

J. Aundrea: Now, this is. We're here for a suspended license. And my man is parking and the judge. And then when he, when he realized when he parked and the judge says it again, and he realized what he's done,

Bruce Anthony: right. The judge literally says this driver is here [00:52:00] on a suspended license. Correct?

J. Aundrea: Yes.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. And he, and old Cory just go with his mouth all open and he want to say something, but he can't.

J. Aundrea: There's no defense.

Bruce Anthony: You can't say nothing.

J. Aundrea: You committed the crime in front of the judge on a zoom. You take that time. You take that time and you can't blame nobody.

Bruce Anthony: Well, what did the judge do? Right. What did the judge do? Judge Simpson revoked Harris bond and ordered him to turn himself into the, the, the jail by 6 PM.

Bruce Anthony: That day failure for him to turn himself in was going to result on a bench warrant with no bond. And as he's saying this cause it's like, Oh man, that doctor's appointment wasn't too serious. It wasn't, it wasn't that serious. Cause you got till six

J. Aundrea: o'clock to report to the jail, [00:53:00] get all your affairs in order.

J. Aundrea: He wasn't, he wasn't, he said, Oh, you know what? I'll just roll over to the doctor's office on my way. I log in to zoom and nobody, first of all, did he run it past anybody? Like, did he tell anybody that this was his plan? Because I said, well, now let's talk about it.

Bruce Anthony: Okay. So you're going

J. Aundrea: to get in the car,

Bruce Anthony: right?

J. Aundrea: And drive to your doctor's appointment. And on the way you're going to log in to the zoom court meeting for driving on a suspended license.

Bruce Anthony: Now zoom has a feature. Zoom does have a feature where you could turn the camera off. Yes. So if he was aware and he was driving, he could have been like, Oh, I I'm new to the zoom thing.

Bruce Anthony: Let me figure out how to turn my camera [00:54:00] on. Just give me a quick second. I'm really sorry about this. Yeah. And park the car. Yeah. You could net. And then the judge could have been like, Hey man, where are you right now? Seems like you're in a car. Yeah. My wife. Driving me to the doctor's office. I got a doctor's appointment.

Bruce Anthony: You might could throw some fake illnesses in there. You know, I got the gout and chlamydia, so I need to go get that checked out.

J. Aundrea: Sure. Or you could just say, yeah, I'm in the car for privacy. I can't, I can't speak in my house. I'm in the car.

Bruce Anthony: I wouldn't even have thought of that. I'm throwing out STDs, uh,

J. Aundrea: Cory didn't think about this at all.

J. Aundrea: It's that moment of realization that to me hits so hard because he just was dumbfounded by his own stupidity.

Bruce Anthony: So this happened to Cory for one or two reasons. One, he drives on a suspended license all the time, and he don't think nothing of it.

J. Aundrea: [00:55:00] Okay. Yes.

Bruce Anthony: Or two, The

J. Aundrea: answer is yes to that.

Bruce Anthony: Or two, his license was suspended.

Bruce Anthony: He didn't know about it. He got pulled over. Mm hmm. They, they, because this has happened to me before because my license was suspended. Mm hmm. I got pulled over for something minor, right? And they run your license and like your license is suspended and you're like, Oh, I didn't know that. Cause sometimes they, you know, things get lost in the mail.

Bruce Anthony: The DMV send you something, or if you're in Maryland, the NBA sends you something and your license has been suspended and you're like, Oh, I need to go handle that. Right. So that's the other thing. Maybe he didn't know. He found out and he just forgot about it.

J. Aundrea: The man had a court date. Yes. And he knew his

Bruce Anthony: charge.

Bruce Anthony: Maybe he forgot the charge. Maybe he has, maybe he forgot the charge. He was older. He's 44. I know what I'm talking about. He's 44. That's my age. So, so, [00:56:00] so that's my, that's my, I wouldn't forget about that. He knew why

J. Aundrea: he was there for court. He knew what his court charge, he did. He's so used to driving on that suspended license that it did not occur to him.

J. Aundrea: First of all, y'all, if you got a court date, I don't care if it's zoom. I've seen so many of these where people log in for their court date and. They're still in their pajamas. They're laying in the bed, stuff like that. Just because it's on zoom doesn't mean that you're not in court. Get somewhere, sit down, put on a nice shirt.

J. Aundrea: You can still have pajama pants on. They not going to know. Be presentable because you're fighting for either your money or your time.

Bruce Anthony: Yep.

J. Aundrea: So present yourself. What? Just because it's a zoom don't mean you can run errands while you have a court date.

Bruce Anthony: He wasn't running errands. He was going to see the doctor.

Bruce Anthony: And we don't know why he was going to see the doctor. My thing is there's, there's, there's, [00:57:00] there's Ubers. Yeah. There's buses, but there's a whole variety of different things.

J. Aundrea: Man drives on that suspended license constantly.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. He don't care. It's just been suspended.

J. Aundrea: Yeah. So at 6 PM that day, he had to

Bruce Anthony: surrender himself.

Bruce Anthony: He

J. Aundrea: showed up.

Bruce Anthony: Look,

J. Aundrea: I already got that bench warrant.

Bruce Anthony: You know, it'd have been even funnier if he drove himself there.

J. Aundrea: Is it cool? If I park outside, is that long term parking? I don't know. I'm going to be here,

Bruce Anthony: sir. Did you drive here on a bench warrant for your arrest for driving with a suspended license because you were in a hearing for your suspended license while you was driving?

Bruce Anthony: Huh? Oh, I wasn't supposed to do that.

J. Aundrea: I didn't know I was supposed to do that.

Bruce Anthony: Well, who says that?

J. Aundrea: That was Dave Chappelle. It was a Dave Chappelle stand up. He's riding with a white friend and the cop pulled him over. Oh, you have a stripe. That's right. And he said, I didn't know I couldn't [00:58:00] do that. Well, now you know.

J. Aundrea: Get out of here.

Bruce Anthony: Well, maybe he just didn't know he couldn't do that. Maybe he thought a suspended license, you can still drive around. No, not after that. Not after that ticket in the court hearing,

J. Aundrea: you can in a medical emergency. That's not what was happening. He was going to a doctor. It wasn't a medical emergency

Bruce Anthony: because he was not the way I'm surprised he didn't have some Gerald Levert playing in the background or some, or some bare white, because he looked like the type that would just be like.

Bruce Anthony: Cruising down the road, listening to the smooth jams from the 1990s, the smooth R& B.

J. Aundrea: You know what? He seemed like, he seemed like he was like a neo soul. He definitely had some D'Angelo.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah. Oh, definitely got D'Angelo. He was listening

J. Aundrea: to Brown Sugar. And

Bruce Anthony: he

J. Aundrea: turned it down. Slightly,

Bruce Anthony: slightly for the court hearing.

Bruce Anthony: Well, I was, I'm listening. I'm thinking he's listening to Barry White and listening to practice what you preach. He, he's for 44. He looks a [00:59:00] lot older than he's

J. Aundrea: been living hard and riding dirty. So that's why

J. Aundrea: where he is today.

Bruce Anthony: Well, where he is today. Well, this was May 15th. So he's probably out now.

J. Aundrea: Is he ly

Bruce Anthony: I, I don't know. He revoked have to, he

J. Aundrea: revoked his bond, so it's, he can't run out. No.

Bruce Anthony: Yeah, he did revoked his bond. Yeah,

J. Aundrea: but so my, if he

Bruce Anthony: turns himself in, he could still probably bond out if he didn't turn himself in.

Bruce Anthony: It would result in a bench warrant with no bond. But

J. Aundrea: my point is, you got this court case, so you already were arrested because you had a bond. No, you got a ticket. You had a bond in the first place.

Bruce Anthony: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

J. Aundrea: Okay. Yeah. So you knew.

Bruce Anthony: Wait a minute. Hold on. If they arrested him, if they arrested him for a suspended [01:00:00] license, that license must've been really suspended for a long time.

Bruce Anthony: And he must've been driving reckless. When

J. Aundrea: did the fat boys break up?

Bruce Anthony: Before movie boomerang. That's first fat boy's breakup. Now this.

J. Aundrea: Right. That's how long that license has been suspended.

Bruce Anthony: My

J. Aundrea: man been riding

Bruce Anthony: around Michigan. He been riding around Michigan since. The Disorderly's? Yes. The movie, you remember the movie, The Fat Boys, The Disorderly's? Y'all, if y'all ain't never seen that movie, it is stupid, but it's funny.

Bruce Anthony: It's The Fat Boys movie. Yeah. Oh, The Fat Boys was a rap group in the eighties. They were fat. Jay, I don't, I don't think I can talk about this anymore. My face is hurting from laughing so hard. What, what do you want to tell these people out here?

J. Aundrea: If you got a court case,[01:01:00]

J. Aundrea: Don't do the thing That you got arrested for While attending That should feel self explanatory it should feel Like common sense, but it ain't. And also if you're an introvert who does not like dating apps, maybe the prisoner pipeline is right for you. I'm J. Andrea and that's my time.

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